LONDON — Manchester City is ready to offer AC Milan £100 million for Kaka and pay the Brazilian £500,000 a week.

Yes, the lunatics have finally taken over Planet Football's asylum.

City's Middle East owners can afford anything and everything, but when you double the world record transfer fee Real Madrid paid Juventus for Zinedine Zidane it means a five-year investment totaling £225 million. Kaka could then walk away on a free transfer.