"What's that one?"
Come rain, come shine
"I never know what to make of rainy season."
Overheard in the newsroom
"I could never do the splits but I could cross my legs."
Singing from the same songbook
"What sing shall we song?" [sic]
Prawns vs. shrimp
"Does this ebi dish have big ebi or small ebi in it?"
"What did you do during your break?"
A new era of weather?
"Considering the weather over the past few days, it's less Reiwa and more 'Rain-wa.'"
It will never fly
"Can chickens fly?"
Father and son
"I want to be like Dad when I grow up."
Too much of a good thing
"Did you enjoy your cherry blossom viewing party over the weekend?"
A sound that can't be put into words
"What do you call that sound that's made by people wearing baggy tracksuit pants when the material around their legs brushes against each other when they walk?"
Room with a view
"Is the ISS (International Space Station) a hotel for astronauts?"