[A man pulls up to a set of traffic lights on a motorcycle that is blaring Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On” from a stereo.]

Middle-aged Japanese woman: That’s not even Leonardo DiCaprio.

— Jiyugaoka, Meguro-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday

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