If you are gagging in disgust at the thought of Fuzzy Logic from now on contaminating your Sunday with lurid tales of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll . . . fear not.

This marks the turning of a new leaf for your erstwhile rock 'n' roll correspondent, and that's why the column's been moved to the day of rest. It may disappoint hard-core Fuzzy Logic fans, but this writer has ditched arrogance for humility, sex for meditation, dope for Tao and rock 'n' roll for a genre of music I shall christen "organic."

From now on I will be writing, without exception, about organic music, while offering practical advice on Taoism, which should help you achieve a balanced and positive lifestyle.