Elderly woman: Are you a university student?
Middle-aged foreign man: No, I have a job.
Elderly woman: Do you teach at a university?
Foreign man: No, I work for a newspaper.
Elderly woman: Do you teach journalism at a university?
— Shinagawa, Minato-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
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