Saying that you enjoy watching the film “Hitman” is like admitting to an affinity for consuming spicy chicken wings while chain smoking. Or dating acne-ridden criminals on parole. To say that “Hitman” is bad is way off the mark; it’s worthier of adjectives like “god-awful” and “puke-provoking.” The truth is that “Hitman” is so disgusting it’s good. You just don’t want to admit it.
When a movie’s this crammed with gratuitous violence, nudity, and slop-pails of profanity, when it’s actually a remake of a famed video game (same title), it’s best to keep such preferences to yourself, dinner invitations-wise.