Man #1: Do you know why he got divorced?
Man #2: No, why?
Man #1: His wife insisted that he didn’t drink any alcohol — not even one drop.
Man #2: I think I’d get divorced as well. I would want to drink.
— Naka-meguro, Tokyo. Overheard by a Japan Times On Sunday reader
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