Forget politics and religion, the culture wars of our time are between moss lovers and lawn mowers, and if you haven’t realized that yet it’s because you haven’t been spending enough time on TikTok.

On the corners of the internet most frequented by people born this century, manicured lawns are frowned upon because they can’t be walked on, require fertilizer, need too much water and are boring and ugly (sorry, Versailles).

In short, they're the perfect metaphor for boomers.