DJ Seen does have tales to tell. After I get all five members of Pico System to play a game in which they have to decide what kind of animal each of the others is most like (this does, believe me, occasionally yield some illuminating responses), Seen is voted a cheetah. Maybe it's got something to do with his catlike fury as he goes about scratching up records on the turntable, or maybe it's the way he lets his speedy napalm-like beats run wild, but vocalist Kimihiko Mabuchi says, "He's the craziest member. He's always jumping on things, especially girls. There are many stories about him."
Tell us a crazy story, I say.
"I don't want to talk about it," says Seen. "I might get arrested by the cops. Actually I have been arrested by the cops."