Calling all those readers who in their heart of hearts have always wanted to be British! Well, you've got your chance now, you presumptuous Penny-Laners and putative Pythons.

That chance comes courtesy of a test known as "The Stonehenge Plunge," which last year 150,000 wannabes took to become subjects of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

But be warned: The Home Office in Britain has recently revised the questions. Now you will be required to demonstrate your profound knowledge of "the values and principles at the heart of being British" — as well as identify the people "who have contributed to making Britain great."