Forget the millions of dollars spent on impeachment hearings and Kenneth Starr-type harassment.
Perhaps the U.S. government should have invested in a Doki Doki Checker.
Takara Co. has brought out a key-chain size lie detector for teens. The Doki Doki Checker is shaped like an angel and allows you to test your friends to see if they are angelic truth-tellers or disloyal demons.