Tourist #1: Will you look at the price of this chocolate?

Tourist #2: Jeez, you'd suck that slowly.

— Kaldi Coffee, Shimokitazawa, Setagaya-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by Japan Times On Sunday reader Karen Nicholson

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