Toddler: Daddy, my tummy is 100 percent pure muscle.
Middle-aged dad: Yeah, just like mine.
Toddler: No dad, your tummy is fat.
— Yoyogi Park, Shibuya-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by a Japan Times On Sunday reader
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