I checked in on the morning news on Sunday to find Fox News reporting that Hillary Clinton had been rushed away from the 9/11 memorial she was attending, and had appeared to faint as the Secret Service herded her into a waiting van. Her press pool was prevented from following. What followed was perhaps the most amazing spin cycle of my media career, unfolding in 140-character, exclamation-point-ridden indignation modules.

First the veracity of Fox was questioned, and its reporting compared to some of the conspiracy theories about Clinton's health that have been circulating on the internet. Then video appeared, showing exactly what Fox's source had said: she's leaning on a concrete post for support, tries to get into the van, and then her knees buckle and she has to basically be lifted by the people around her. The Clinton campaign said that the candidate had "overheated" and was resting comfortably at her daughter's apartment.

Liberal New Yorkers rushed to paint the city as a sort of Death Valley of the East, its streets littered with the fallen bodies of those who had dared to step outside for more than a few minutes. Eventually someone on Team Clinton seemed to realize that the "overheated" story was making her sound like a frail old lady and we got a new story: Clinton had pneumonia.