The art critic wanders purposefully around the gallery, passing instant, scathing judgment on the surrounding artworks.

Full marks are allocated to a portrait photography collection, a hand-drawn anime on a screen and the coloring-in tables. But one definite no-no? A video installation in a dark room — as reflected by a refusal to enter, floods of tears and cries for "Mama."

There are perhaps few more potentially traumatic places for parents to take babies and young children than inside the pristine confines of an art gallery. Maybe it's the white walls, the hushed atmosphere, the endless "Don't touch" signs and the invaluable artworks within dangerously close grabbing, smearing or smashing distance of little hands.