Girl #1: It’s dangerous to stand there.
Girl #2: No it isn’t! Once a third-grade student stood here. She said it’s not dangerous.
Elderly woman: Listen, I’m much older than a third-grade student, and I say it’s dangerous.
— Oimachi Line, Tokyo. Overheard by a Japan Times On Sunday reader
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