Shifting gear
Australian tourist: Hold onto your hats, the bus driver's decided to experiment with third gear.
— Hato bus to Hakone, Kanagawa Prefecture. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
Jogging gear
Man: Why do people wear jeans while running?
Woman: Maybe that's all they have.
— Yoyogi Park, Shibuya Ward. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday