No doubt you've seen the news about the Takeshima and Senkaku disputes: Japan is sparring with China, South Korea and Taiwan over some specks in the ocean.

Why is this happening? Theories include pre-election political posturing and securing borders to exploit resources. But it's gotten to the point where even respected academics (such as Stanford's Harumi Befu and Harvard's Ted Bestor) are worriedly writing, "current developments are counterproductive to the lasting peace in East Asia and are dangerously degenerating into belligerent diplomacy."

My take on these scraps is pretty simple: They are merely a way to distract the Japanese public from a larger malaise, the symptoms of which include Japan's loss of clout as Asia's leading economy, perpetual economic funk, ineffectual political leadership and an irradiated food chain.