You can take the girl out of Tokyo but you can't take Tokyo out of the girl . . .
Iyaadaaaa (Oh noooooo)! Did I just say something really dasai (tacky)? Oh well. Doesn't matter. I'm what the media guys call a Tokyo shojo ("Tokyo girl"), aged 19, which means whatever I say is cool, kawaii (cute) and correct.
As far as I'm concerned, the only person who's higher than me on the Japanese social ladder is Kimutaku (Takuya Kimura, a member of SMAP), aka dakaretai otoko namba wan (male sex symbol No. 1) for the past 10 years, a record that should be noted in Guinness Book of Records or something. What a feat. It's so hard to maintain your youth and desirability level, especially when you're married with kids, like Kimutaku. Bucchaketa hanashi (To be perfectly frank), I get a lot of inspiration from him, I do.