"I work at a big soft company. I was in office love with my boss. But I decided to make an image change of myself. Then I found a handsome guy who has a very nice open car. He said a charming girl must not be a high miss. I will goal in with him."
While surfing the Web, I discovered the above "Story of an Office Lady" posted by a language enthusiast named "Runo" (www. zephyr.dti.ne.jp/~runo/awasei.html). I immediately set out to translate it into English. Here's the result:
"I work at a large computer software company. I was having an affair with my boss but decided to turn over a new leaf. Then I found a handsome fellow who drives a nice convertible. He said a charming girl like me shouldn't become an elderly spinster. We are going to get married."