Toddler (shouting loudly): I want to go to either Gusto or Saizeriya (family restaurants).
Mom (muttering under her breath): Like that's ever going to happen.
— Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse, Kanagawa Prefecture. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
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