I don't know about hiring Mike Brown to be your basketball coach. Well, I do know. Don't do it. He's awful.
But I might hire him as my investment advisor.
That's because Brown will be one of the highest paid coaches in NBA history the next few years as he continues to collect maybe $16 million from the Cleveland Cavaliers, who fired him Monday after one season on a five-year contract, and the Los Angeles Lakers, who fired him five games into his second season of a four-year contract.