Japan's "deaf composer," Mamoru Samuragochi, has turned out to be an imposter. Wow, who's next? Well, I'll tell you.

For years, I've suspected there's something different about Kumamon the bear. I think soon we'll be reading the following news about Japan's most popular mascot and major tourist draw for Kumamoto Prefecture:

It has been discovered that Kumamon is not really a bear. People first started suspecting the bear was not genuine when it was revealed that he was not from Kumamoto Prefecture and that, in fact, he came from Hiroshima.