Every time I return to the States I cannot help but feel a bit . . . evil.
Evil as in . . . Wicked . . . Depraved . . . Sinful . . .
Evil as in Count Dracula creeping in upon a negligee-clad Audrey Hepburn in her darkened boudoir, with her luscious neck stretched back and fully exposed upon her pillow. Exposed to show a day-glo tattoo, reading . . .