Being a teen girl and having to endure a summer in the Welsh countryside with relatives who don't speak American English, where there's no Wi-Fi, no malls, and everyone eats totally gross things like gluten-containing bread and lactose-containing cheese, well, that's bad enough, but throw in a nuclear holocaust and it, like, totally sucks. Oh, but there is one older cousin who's a total hottie who can, like, talk to horses and birds, so that kinda makes it OK; it's a reason to get up in the morning and put makeup on.