The Field Studies Council (FSC) is a British not-for-profit organization that has as its slogan: "Environmental understanding for all!"

Oh, you are no doubt thinking: How earnest. How . . . worthy. And yet, how dull. Turn the page. Has Mark Brazil been attacked by another hedgehog?

Pray, gentle reader, a minute more of your time! I must admit to similar reactions when the FSC brochure first arrived.