Australian man: I can’t make it on Wednesday (Christmas Eve) as I have to prepare the cheese sandwiches and whisky for Santa and carrots for Rudolph. I don’t trust my wife to do it right.
British man: Santa gets cheese sandwiches for Christmas?
Australian man: They’re cheaper than Christmas mince pies.
— Yurakucho Line, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
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