The "Odd Couple" was the title of a long-running TV comedy in the 1970s about two divorced men, Felix and Oscar, who come to share a Manhattan apartment. Felix is neat and tidy. Oscar is sloppy and casual. The clash of lifestyles entertained the audiences for years.

The Japan and Australia relationship seems similar. Both are fairly loveless in Asia; Japan is currently arguing with every one of its immediate neighbors and Australia does little better.

Both cling to the United States for emotional support. The ups and downs of their relations over the years have been impressive.