This week we wrap up a personal saga of bureaucratic competence and institutional corruption: my attempt to sign up for Obamacare.

The Affordable Care Act officially launched three weeks ago. As one of 50 million uninsured Americans, I'll pay a tax penalty unless I purchase for-profit insurance from a wildly profitable corporation (the health care sector pays its CEOs the highest salaries) via my state's "health insurance marketplace."

Alas, my first attempt to shop for a plan ended four hours into the process, when New York's website crashed and ate most of my info. Two weeks later, I was able to register. But the system couldn't tell me if I'd qualify for a subsidy, or whether any of the plans cover my doctor or local hospital.