Italy and Greece are not Germany. Until recently, Germany did not want them to be. They were lands of the sunny south, of less work-driven, more pleasure-oriented cultures. To Germans, they smelled of sex (see Thomas Mann) and good food.

Consider, as one illustration of Europe's cultural divide, the argument recently advanced by Italy's embattled (and outgoing) prime minister, Silvio Berlusconi, to demonstrate that his nation's economy is actually in good shape: "Our restaurants are full of people," he said.

I doubt there's a single German leader, of any political persuasion, who would measure Germany's economic well-being by restaurant patronage.