By tataquax from Japan (Maglev Exhibition Center) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
Composite image, tataquax from Japan (Maglev Exhibition Center) [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

So maglev trains exist. Subliminal messages exist. But as far as we know, the technology to bring them together does not exist. Yet.

Hope you enjoyed our fake news. And Happy April Fools’ Day!