It's an idea that could only come from a truly desperate board meeting: "What if we sold potato chips for people to eat at breakfast?" The Koikeya snack company has taken this proposition and turned it into a terrifying reality with its new banana-and-peach-flavored chips, which are marketed as breakfast snacks.

Unlike the noble banana chip, Koikeya's "banana chips" boast a strong blast of nasty artificial banana that quickly gives way to more traditional potato flavors. The peach version is slightly better, simply because fake peach flavoring always trumps fake banana. A mikan (mandarin orange) flavor is due soon, too — brace yourself.