Too often, superheroes are clueless about what women want. Sure, they can catch the villains and save the world, but when it comes to relationships, they stink.

You could argue that they're all in involved in relationships of varying degrees of intimacy, but have you actually seen a superhero take time off to do some deep, sincere relating with a lover? They're too preoccupied, perpetually on-the-go, and constantly getting in the middle of some battle or another.

Especially at risk of making my "don't date" list are the Marvel Comics bunch. Imagine going out with The Incredible Hulk — the mood swings alone would drive me nuts!