Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Director: Michael Bay
A loud-and-dumb blockbuster about cars from another planet that morph into robots. The good Autobots and the bad Decepticons, involving some humans, battle over some metallic object in Egypt that can destroy the Sun. The film is packed with flashy special effects, clanking noise, explosions and battle scenes where it is visually impossible to distinguish Autobots from Decepticons or which parts are their heads. This goes on for 150 minutes and in between you get a lame love story. Rubbish.