Dracula 2000

Rating: * * Japanese title: Draculea Director: Patrick Lussier Running time: 99 minutes Language: English Showing at Marunouchi Piccadilly 2 and others

The last thing you'd want to watch at this point in time is a horror movie, but if for some reason you must, then "Dracula 2000" (released in Japan as "Draculea") is your best bet. The reason being that it's not scary at all, even for people like myself whose eyelids had to be forcibly pried open during "Friday the 13th." You want scary? Watch the news.

Gerard Butler and Justine Waddell in "Dracula 2000"