| Sep 13, 2014

Life's a beach

Teenage boy #1: It’s so hot. I wish I was at the beach. Teenage boy #2: Yeah, but the beach stinks. Teenage boy #1: Huh? Teenage boy #2: The salt in the sea. It makes the beach stink. Teenage boy #1: Really? I don’t ...

| Aug 2, 2014

Bank holiday

Australian tourist: You've got to be kidding me — the best place for me to withdraw cash during my stay in Japan is at the Post Office?

| Jul 26, 2014

'Eigonomics'

Middle-aged woman (watching Prime Minister Shinzo Abe speak in the Diet on television): Apparently he's very good at speaking English.