Man #1: I went into a supermarket unshaven with unkempt hair.

Man #2: What's so unusual about that?

Man #1: As I entered, the clerk pointed to where the restrooms were.

— Supermarket in Mitaka, Tokyo. Overheard by Japan Times On Sunday reader Wayne Phillips

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