Salaryman #1: Would you like some couscous with your sauce?

Salaryman #2: (Putting a spoonful in his mouth) You mean, it's not tomato soup?

— Yoyogi, Shibuya-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday

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