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Trick or treat?; Unclear on the concept

Trick or treat?

Middle-age man: I seem to have lost my lagoon.

— Middle-aged man wandering around Shibuya Station, Tokyo, talking out loud to himself on the night of Halloween. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday

Unclear on the concept

Man #1: You look like fun.

Man #2: I am fun.

Man #1: Shall we go to a hotel?

Man #2: I’m married.

Man #1: I don’t mind.

Man #2: Maybe next time.

— 4 a.m., Shimokitazawa, Setagaya, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday