Trick or treat?
Middle-age man: I seem to have lost my lagoon.
— Middle-aged man wandering around Shibuya Station, Tokyo, talking out loud to himself on the night of Halloween. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday
Unclear on the concept
Man #1: You look like fun.
Man #2: I am fun.
Man #1: Shall we go to a hotel?
Man #2: I'm married.
Man #1: I don't mind.
Man #2: Maybe next time.
— 4 a.m., Shimokitazawa, Setagaya, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday