Oh fun, time for an annual breast examination. Not that there is any pain involved with the examination. It's finding time to go to the hospital that's tough.

The problem is that the breasts are attached to the body, which means the whole body has to make the trip to the hospital. So, if I'm too busy to go to the hospital, my breasts are too.

The result is equal to having to take the kids out of school for a day (or forcing the dog to go to the vet, when he doesn't want to).