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How would you match up these crimes and punishments?

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CRIMES & PUNISHMENT:

Refusing to show gaijin card: 2 months detention, 16 months suspended
Murder: 3 years
Using (not possessing) stimulants: 18 months
Selling dodgy investments to old people: 2 years suspended
Selling dodgy cures to old people: 12 years
Passing fake coins: 7 years
Stealing Peko-chan: 7 years
Fraud: 16 months

Kai Schramm
Engineer, 28
Gaijin card: 2 months; 16 s. Cures: 18 months Fake coins: 16 months Fraud: 2 years suspended Murder: 12 years Dodgy investments: 7 years Pekochan: 3 years Stimulants: 7 years

Elliot Blyth
Headhunter, 30
Gaijin card: 18 months Cures: 3 years Fake coins: 7 years Fraud: 12 years Murder: 2 years susp. Investments: 2 months; 16 s. Pekochan: 16 months Stimulants: 7 years

Devin Avidon
English teacher, 50
Gaijin card: 18 months Cures: 2 months; 16 s. Fake coins: 2 years susp. Fraud: 7 years Murder: 12 years Investments: 16 months Pekochan: 3 years Stimulants: 7 years

Hugo Schaeffler
Physical therapist, 48
Gaijin card: 2 months; 16 s. Cures: 7 years Fake coins: 16 months Fraud: 2 years susp. Murder: 12 years Investments: 7 years Pekochan: 18 months Stimulants: 3 years

Junko Osawa
Sales: 34
Gaijin card: 18 months Cures: 2 years susp. Fake coins: 16 months Fraud: 7 years Murder: 12 years Investments: 3 years Pekochan: 2 months; 16 s. Stimulants: 7 years

Steve Miller
Finance, 37
Gaijin card: 2 years susp.Cures: 16 months Fake coins: 7 years Fraud: 7 years Murder: 12 years Investments: 18 months Pekochan: 3 years Stimulants: 2 months; 16 s.