| Dec 17, 2011

Tis the season to tell stories

The warmth of the holiday season often cooks up a nice story — a helping of good will to be served with turkey and plum pudding, osechi and omochi or whatever other delicacies might grace your international table. And that’s what I’ve got this ...

| Dec 3, 2011

Playing a little chicken

Here it comes, the eternal question . . . Why did the gaijin cross the road? Today’s answer: To get to the yakitori bar. On the other side. And if you’re wondering about that other eternal question — which came first, the chicken or ...

| Nov 19, 2011

The poetry of pet peeves

First, let’s clarify the term, “pet peeve.” It’s not like they’re actual “pets.” No one wants to hold one in their laps. Or tease one with a squeaky toy. They’re not kittens, they’re not poodles, they’re not bunny rabbits. They’re peeves. And as peeves, ...

| Oct 8, 2011

Where have all the heroes gone?

Sound cannot travel in a vacuum and perhaps that explains the growing silence in the Japanese spirit. For we are entering a vacuum. A hero vacuum. Yes, Japan is running short on heroes. This has happened before. And when it does there is always ...

| Sep 10, 2011

A guide to fortunetellers

Japan is a fortunetelling nation and so, to start, here is Truman Capote’s famous line about fortunetellers . . . They lie. Which is not quite true. Actually, Capote said . . . They fib. And it wasn’t really him. It was a character ...