| May 9, 2009

In search of picture-perfect Tokyo

Tokyo is infested with camera bugs. I can identify three species, at least. First, there are the genuine camera “nutsos,” the kind who heft about 30-cm-long zooms and then bunch up in rows 10 deep to take photos of every single leaf that turns ...

| Apr 4, 2009

Making my dentist smile

My very first kiss was not from a girl but from a Rawlings baseball. The Little League diamond was strewn with the pop flies I had muffed. “OK, Dillon,” snarled my coach. “This one, you catch!” Boy, did I. Right in the mouth. I ...

| Mar 21, 2009

Culture shock connections

Japan is not as shocking as it used to be. I mean culture-wise. Culture shock Japanese-style doesn’t have the same voltage as it had before. By “culture shock” I refer to that delicate period of adjustment when newcomers find their fingers stuck deep in ...

| Mar 7, 2009

Statistically speaking

The way the pieces fit together in my local jigsaw puzzle of suburbia is that my property borders on that of seven other homes. Four of these families I have a nod-and-smile acquaintance with. The other three I might recognize by voice, for their ...

| Feb 21, 2009

Tangling over chopsticks

“You know what we should do?” I tell my wife over lunch. “Find a way to insert some Chapstick onto the end of a chopstick. We could call it the “Chapchop-stick” and make millions.” She eyes me as her final noodle snakes into her ...

| Feb 7, 2009

The venom of the expatriate’s choice

In a corner of my office, next to a shelf containing such diverse items as a biography of Willie Mays, Quirk and Greenbaum’s “A Grammar of Contemporary English,” and Carole Bloom’s “All About Chocolate,” sits a polyethylene snake, 45 cm tall. To be precise, ...

| Jan 10, 2009

There’s a day for everything

Today is Jan. 10, with Japan having now wound down its holiday celebrations and settled in for another hard year of work, work, work. Not me. For a peek at the calendar shows there is another new holiday right around the corner — and ...