| Sep 5, 2009

How to become a gaijin that can say no

I wish I could say, “No.” I wish I knew how. Meanwhile, 2009 marks the 20th anniversary of the publication of “The Japan That Can Say No,” a bestselling collection of essays penned by Sony co-founder Akio Morita and author Shintaro Ishihara, then a ...

| Aug 8, 2009

Everyone knows it’s windy

Most people don’t find much humor in typhoons. But maybe that’s ’cause they don’t look. I mean, take away the hammering wind and torrential rain, the crippling losses to agriculture and industry, not to mention the related human tragedies that can sometimes number in ...

| Jul 25, 2009

Why I fly the coop

There’s this foreign fellow I know that when asked about his favorite place in Japan, always answers like this . . . “The departure lounge at Narita.” I myself might give that very same answer — twice a year. During the school vacation months ...

| Jul 11, 2009

The lost decade

Dame Senility may one day cloak my eyes with her perplexing veils of memory gone astray, but when she does, I will be ready. For — in a way — I have been there, done that. My wife too. In fact, she met Dame ...

| Jun 13, 2009

Superheroes to the rescue

What I could use in Japan is a superhero. You know, someone to help me escape my daily gaijin grind. A Spiderman, a Wonder Woman, a Harry Potter. Someone who could be my champion in life’s never-ending struggles with truth, justice and cross-cultural screwups. ...

| May 30, 2009

A look at the outside and the in

“Honne and tatemae” are terms that many feel are linchpinned to the Japanese psyche. The first — honne — refers to the intimate truth of the soul, one’s uttermost honest feelings, the rough skin under all the powder and rouge. The second — tatemae ...

| May 16, 2009

Holy mackerel — a fish story

If you live in Japan long enough, various shipwrecks of odd jobs will float your way. For example, a short while ago I was asked to do some translation work regarding . . . fish. Which is funny enough. But the bigger joke is ...