Aug 19, 2001

George W. Bush and the politics of DNA

NEW YORK — “Today’s overwhelming and bipartisan House action to prohibit human cloning is a strong ethical statement, which I commend.” — George W. Bush, July 31, 2001 I have absolutely no idea whether the cloning of human beings should be banned. Cloning opponents ...

Jul 22, 2001

Bush places the country on autopilot

NEW ORLEANS — The nation is reeling in the aftermath of a startling revelation from the White House: For the first time in its history, the United States is functioning entirely without an executive branch. “We promised to run the presidency like a business,” ...

Jul 8, 2001

If you've still got a job, you're a loser

NEW YORK — From 1996 to 1999, everyone who was anyone knew that the Internet was the place to be. People quit perfectly good jobs at profitable corporations because, as everyone knew, profitability was Old School and Old School was bad. They went to ...

Jun 17, 2001

Bipartisanship is killing American politics

NEW YORK — When I vote for a Democrat, the last thing I worry about is whether he’ll be able to get along with the Republicans. I never consider his ability to reach across the aisle, or his willingness to act in a bipartisan ...

Feb 18, 2001

This cup of coffee is on George W. Bush

NEW YORK — I admit it: The money’s already spent. I know, I know. I should have waited until that huge GOP windfall actually hit my bank account before going out on a wild tax-cut bender, but I just couldn’t help myself. The mere ...

Feb 11, 2001

In the land of the militantly mellow

NEW YORK — San Franciscans, if we’re to believe reporters who’ve spent the last week running up their New York employers’ expense accounts, are searching the bottom of their recyclable souls in the aftermath of the death of Diane Whipple. Whipple, 33, was killed ...

Dec 10, 2000

American democracy teeters on the brink

NEW YORK — There’s plenty of room for reasonable disagreement in this post-election netherworld. The Bushies are right that we need a president-elect and we needed one weeks ago; despite lackadaisical opinion polls and surprising public apathy, the legal maneuvering over recounts can’t go ...

Jul 9, 2000

The decade that was, and always will be

SAINT-REMY-DE-PROVENCE, France — The full-page ad gracing the back of last week’s Village Voice hit me like a heavy pointy object. “HOT SUMMER TOURS,” the headline blared. As a U.S. citizen residing in the city of New York, I enjoy the golden opportunity to ...

Jun 25, 2000

Operational advice for New York's finest

NEW YORK — New York’s mayor, a man so relentless that he won’t let prostate cancer get in the way of his horniness, feels sorry for the cops. “It seems like the cops just can’t win no matter what they do,” Rudolph Giuliani complained ...