Zulu (Cape Town)

Aug 20, 2014

Zulu (Cape Town)

Any movie with Orlando Bloom in it is getting an extra star this month because he recently did what so many of us have longed to do: He took a swing at Justin Bieber. Hell, I’d give him five stars if he had landed ...

Leviathan

Aug 20, 2014

Leviathan

One reviewer jokingly suggested that the alternative title of “Leviathan” could be “David Lynch, Gone Fishin’, ” and there’s some truth to that: While the film is a documentary of a New Bedford fishing trawler working the North Atlantic, the disorienting, woozy aesthetic and ...

Orphan Black

Aug 20, 2014

Orphan Black

Language: English Sarah (Tatiana Maslany) is about to catch a train when she sees someone jump in front of it. Her life changes when she notices that the jumper looks exactly like her. Sarah steals the woman’s purse and assumes her life, which leads ...

Promised Land

Aug 13, 2014

Promised Land

You can never be sure which Gus Van Sant you’re getting when you are about to watch a film by this stylistically promiscuous director. Will it be the sympathetic chronicler of outsider teens (“My Own Private Idaho,” “Paranoid Park”); the maker of mordantly funny ...

The Queen of Versailles

Aug 13, 2014

The Queen of Versailles

Pride comes before a fall, and proving that old proverb correct is “The Queen of Versailles,” a documentary tracking one obscenely wealthy couple’s attempt to build the largest mansion in America, modeled on the Palace of Versailles, no less, but with a bowling alley. ...

Grudge Match

Aug 13, 2014

Grudge Match

Director: Peter Segal Language: English “Grudge Match” isn’t a movie, it’s a travesty. Sylvester Stallone’s greatest moment was clearly his performance as an underdog boxer in the Oscar-winning “Rocky” (1976), and a few years later, Robert De Niro took home an Oscar as a ...

A palace fit for the queen of consumption

Aug 6, 2014

A palace fit for the queen of consumption

What sort of person would decide to build the biggest house in America? Not just the biggest, but a monstrous, mega-mansion replica of the Palace of Versailles, overlooking Florida’s Walt Disney World, complete with its own bowling alley, spa, 10 kitchens, 30 bathrooms, and ...

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Aug 6, 2014

Transformers: Age of Extinction

My least favorite part of being a film critic is probably going to see Michael Bay movies. And the most horrific Michael Bay movies of all are the “Transformers” ones. So when I heard that Bay’s latest, “Transformers: Age of Extinction,” clocked in at ...

Homefront

Aug 6, 2014

Homefront

Sylvester Stallone must really like Jason Statham, his co-star from “The Expendables” series, because in “Homefront” Sly has given him the lead in a script he had originally written for himself. Or maybe he is just feeling his age these days and slowing down. ...